The Utah Utes - America's Ugliest Athletes

I'm going to start out with a disclaimer: In no way is this list comprehensive. There are far too many ugly athletes from the University of Utah. Now I will admit that BYU has had a few undesirables *cough* Lee Cummard *cough*  but when talking about ugly in the purest of forms, the Uteskis take the cake.

Today we are going to look at 4 of Utah's best athletes over the past decade. The hope is to adequately prepare the lay fan before he goes to a U of U athletic competition. Grab a barf bag and let's get going!

Let's start with a few basketball players from the University of Utah:

Tim Frost

While in Salt Lake City, Frost inspired opposing fans to hold up 14 placards with "T-I-M-F-R-O-S-T-I-S-U-G-L-Y" written on them. 14 people devoted time just to let the world know to stay away from this bulldog.

Luke Nevill

While at Utah, Nevill averaged 15.2 points, 7.2 rebounds and 3.4 cavities a game. He holds a special place in my heart as Igor in Young Frankenstein.

Now since we have a small athletic competition coming up this weekend on the football field, so let's take a look at a few current players.

Ghetto Fabio (Chaz Walker)

I can't believe it's not butter. The only time you are allowed to have girl hair and be white is when your last name is Greene or Matthews.

 The Queen of the Ball: Jordan Wynn

What the crap is this? I can't fault Wynn for covering up his dumbo ears but at least wash your hair man! You bring ugly to a whole new level. I'm thinking I could have potentially made Utah's roster had I had a little bigger nose, washed and cut my hair less often, had girl arms, and traded ears with a Christmas elf. Nevermind...that does take a bit of talent.